Sackboy, Sly Cooper and Sir Daniel: The Three Musketeers/Transcript

(The film begins with a mayan like land.)

Sly Cooper: Well, this is where we begin the story. My friends and I are in the mayan land. And you wanna know why? It's because some elements of the movie you're watching is inspired by a school student's Google Slides story. Sorry, got a hatred for school.

(We then transition to where Sackboy, Sly Cooper and Sir Daniel are playing a maya ballgame.)

Sly Cooper: This is us. That's Sackboy, Sir Daniel, and there's me. Were you expecting us to wear clothing that Mayans would wear back in the day? No no no, we sometimes don't do that stuff.

Sly Cooper: That's our grandfather. He's Kratos from God Of War. He's somewhat a hero of Southern Mexico. He's defeated 100 creatures without losing.

Sly Cooper: So, we came over here to the mayan land mainly cause that's where Kratos became a hero. Anyways, you'll be hearing more of my voice throughout the movie.

Sackboy: And the sackling brings the ball to his knee and 1 2 3, he shoots, he hoots and he scores.

Sir Daniel: Excellent move Sackboy. I'm getting kind of hungry. How about you guys?

Sly Cooper: Yeah, definitely. Let's see what Grandfather Kratos is cooking.

Sackboy: Hey Grandfather.

Kratos: Ah, you guys are in time for dinner. We're having roasted hydra for dinner.

Sir Daniel: Do you manage to kill creatures and turn them into food?

Kratos: Why of course I do.

Sackboy: Yum. In my opinion, it tastes like chicken, ham and beef.

Sly Cooper: So good, I could've cooked a full horse.

Kratos: Hey Sackboy, would you like to learn how to drive a horse carriage tomorrow?

Sackboy: Absolutely.

Kratos: Ok. And you can decide tomorrow night's dinner if you'd like.

Sackboy: Ok.

Sly Cooper: Grandfather, I know how to drive a carriage, why not I teach him?

Kratos: Remember what you did the last time I allowed you to do so?

Sly Cooper: Oh... yeah.

(In a flashback, Sackboy runs away from 2 aggressive horses after Sly Cooper let them out of their leash.)

Sly Cooper: Now I do. But I promise to not do it again.

Kratos: Sorry, no can do.

Sackboy: I'm happy to get some full peaceful lessons.

Kratos: I'll be positive.

Sir Daniel: Oh, did you know there's a mayan ballgame tournament tomorrow afternoon? We're mayan ballgame players.

Kratos: Oh yeah, we'll all go down there tomorrow after I teach Sackboy to drive a carriage.

Sir Daniel: Ok.

Sackboy: Can I be excused?

Kratos: Yes.

Sly Cooper: I wonder what's on the window tonight.

Sackboy: Window? I could port out a TV through my pop it menu.

(Sackboy opens the pop it menu and places a TV near the wall.)

Sackboy: See?

Sly Cooper: Nice. Does it have a wrestling channel?

Sackboy: Yep.

Kratos: Sackboy, I'm impressed. You could be a world changer.

Sackboy: I would if I could grandfather. Well, I think I ate too much. I'm off to bed.

Kratos: Ok, good night Sackboy.

Sir Daniel: How come you're going to bed early?

Sackboy: I gotta get some fuel for the mayan ballgame tomorrow. And so should you. But not right now. Good night yall.

Sir Daniel: You know, I think I'll fuel myself too.

Sly Cooper: Hey Kratos? Did you know that mayan ball games can be called Pok-A-Tok?

Kratos: Never knew.

Sly Cooper: Do you in any circumstance like mayan ball games?

Kratos: To be honest, I don't.

Sly Cooper: How so?

Kratos: Basically, you can't use your head or hands and even feet to play. You gotta use your thighs and hips.

Sly Cooper: What about knees? I use those when I play.

Kratos: Of course. Knees.

(More to come)